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I ask you, the people of the internet, what makes a girl pretty? Is it how she wears her hair, how she dresses, what eyeliner she has? It's always a different story, but, if you follow the trails, you always end up at the same point. Unless you're on the receiving end of the compliments.

Now, maybe you wear 300-dollar perfume and live in the Abercrombie warehouse, but that's no way to attract people. The thing is, there's something that nobody notices right away, and that's the way you feel. That's why the vanity is just dead weight.

Now, maybe the tricks you learned on the magazines can work, but on certain levels, the effect you want to acheive is relative. It doesn't matter how good you look, nobody's gonna care if you don't feel like you look good. Face it, you can dispute it all you want, but going into a social situation with a beating heart and a confident stride is much more productive than being a fashion robot. And trust me, nobody loves a robot. The fact is, these companies have the effect of boosting your charm and also draining your life. It's a simple matter which I've devised into a simple formula:

While, alternatively,

In other words, the industries like American Eagle and soforth are not to be used as a quick fix but rather a tool, which can do nothing on its own but everything else with an external force.

In other other words, it's like a hammer and nails: The hammer doesn't pound the nails, you pound the nails. The hammer is just the middleman, an extra additive for more power. (Have you ever seen a hammer nail on its own? No. So shut face.)

In less cheezy words, just ditch the makeup and get a personality, it works much better. But once you've got one, you can use the makeup again. Just keep your ego up.

Sorry if this is poorly stapled together, it's just that I tend to ramble when I try to be encouraging. And sometimes it doesn't work.

Trying to make sense of this nonsense for you, this is Willdood, signing off? I don't know, quite frankly.

Listen to me. You can do anything you want to. It's called dreams, people, and if your dreams are strong, you'll be able to follow them through. But some people just won't try. Ever heard someone say "Meh, I'll do it later..."? Well, that's why I'm shaking my fist at... Losers!

Yeah, that's right, I called them losers, and you know what they're going to do about it? The easiest thing, which is comment on this post. Because you see, none of them think that they can or should do anything. This is why you have brains, and this is why I laugh at you- You don't use them enough! Sure, you breath, your heart beats, but your legs don't move on their own. That's why you have to take the initiative and do the things you want to do, get a life, go to parties, have fun. This isn't a videogame or a blog post (Well, actually it is, but I'm talking about something else), this is reality, and you're not getting any real friends by adding them on Facebook. That's why you should be a winner when you're still a loser, so I shouldn't even be typing this, you're hopefully already closing this window and going outside.

This is Willdood, scheduling something fun, and therefore signing off.


Recently, I've been working on a song by the Foo Fighters. It's called Everlong, and it has the BEST riff I've ever played, but I can't find good tabs, which brings me to my 2nd fist-shake: Nobody writes good tabs! Personally, when I get my music carreer going, I'm going to have legit tabs on the site. I'm just sick at all these false tabs.

Are YOU tired of it too? I'm seriously getting sick of having to decipher the best way to play a riff, and it's getting too annoying to have to look forever for a complete and correct tab. If I get one more incorrect tab, I'm going to go INSANE! Now, my internet minions, rebel, REBEL! No more incorrect tabs. No more deciphering songs. Songwriters - submit the REAL tabs and put us guitarists, bassists and, to some extent, drummers out of our misery.

Be back for more, because I'm gonna serve another can of anger soon enough.

Signing out, I'm Willdood.


You may think I am an eternally mellow person, but sometimes I need to get it out, and I get it out the hard way. This is a new blog series which I like to call:


All of you annoying and pretentious people be warned, because today I am shaking my fist at... PUNK ROCK! You may feel that it's just another kind of music, but it's just noise and false feelings. All you hear is nondescripidly repeated power chords and "lonely" singers who sing about how they're "lonely" and "depressed" and "wish they hadn't broken up". Honestly, you all just want to get noticed. Try singing about honest things, like about how your life rules, how you dominate the so-called "music" industry and how you leave no space on the charts for the honest musicians like me, and so many other REAL musicians. Plus, what ever happened to guitar solos? They're never used anymore! All they use is interludes! INTERLUDES! COME ON people, use your fame for good and not for evil! Maybe I'm just a little angry today, but let's be honest. Will we let these people stay?

Until I need to rant some more, stay chill, and remember that even though there's more important things to worry about, there are some things that we will not let happen.

Willdood here, signing out.